Sunday, November 20, 2005

cool guide: Guide_Canadian

so the other day i went to the msn chat help desk you know to report one of those pesky pornobots that seem to be parked in every room - and what i dont understand is why we the chatters have to go to the "help desk" and report them ourselves why doesnt msn have someone assigned to watch their chatrooms and remove them? (more about pornobots later)

anyway as i was waiting patiently in the help desk i thought this guides responses were pretty cool:

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Guide_Canadian : (*) icex (*) That would be if the owner had the flood protection on and you have an autojoin on a 3rd party client, you rejoining shows up as a flood, yet another reason you should use our webchat client.
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Guide_Canadian : (*) Stroke (*) What's that now?
Guide_Canadian : (*) Stroke (*) If it's bothering you, stop using a 3rd party client. Then you won't get kicked.
Guide_Canadian : (*) Stroke (*) It's their room, they can kick who they want.
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Guide_Canadian : (*) Stroke (*) Like I said, it's their room, they can kick who they want when they want, however often they want.
8axshun_jaxshun's local time: 11/19/2005, 05:38:27 PM
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8axshun_jaxshun's local time: 11/19/2005, 05:39:23 PM
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Guide_Canadian : (*) ?????-?-????? (*) You're reporting that user? Ok thanks for the information, I'll have a sysop look inot that right away. Is there anything else we can help you with today?
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8axshun_jaxshun's local time: 11/19/2005, 05:42:33 PM
Guide_Canadian : (*) ????§?Š??????ä?óò (*) The racist chatter in the lobby has already been reported and has been removed, thanks for the information, and sorry for the unpleasant chat experience.
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Guide_Canadian : (*) sunflower (*) We do not monitor the content, only for floods, if users are saying things you don't like in the room I suggest kicking or banning them.
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Guide_Canadian : (*) sunflower (*) Then kick the user.
Guide_Canadian : (*) sunflower (*) There's no flood going on right now, the sysop watched the room for half an hour.
Guide_Canadian : (*) sunflower (*) It's being watched again.
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8axshun_jaxshun's local time: 11/19/2005, 05:46:16 PM
Guide_Canadian : (*) ChittyGrin (*) What room was it?
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Guide_Canadian : (*) ChittyGrin (*) I'm sorry I'm afraid I don't have any information on that, we in the helpdesk do not remove room bans, however if you feel you were banned unfairly you can email the chat manager and request an explination. Her email is Vickie5-msn@sc.rr.com
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axshun_jaxshun : •easyrider• <-----hi i want to report a pornobot in thelobby1 axshun_jaxshun :
axshun_jaxshun : •easyrider•
Guide_Canadian : (*) axshun_jaxshun (*) You're reporting that user? Ok thanks for the information, I'll have a sysop look inot that right away. Is there anything else we can help you with today?
8axshun_jaxshun's local time: 11/19/2005, 05:49:34 PM
axshun_jaxshun : thats all ty ttyl(y)

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